Every site, every page, every paid advertisement on every search engine is suggesting another way to ” Lose that belly fat “, ” 10 tips to a flatter belly “, ” Free, easy rules for a flatter belly”. Does anyone believe this? Like the birds on Hitchcocks’ telephone lines, these ads seem to pop up in one place or another and now that I’m bringing it to your attention, try to avoid seeing one.
And they’re about as free and easy as the Nigerian chain letters.
I actually think a little belly fat makes for a more inspired model to draw from: meet the goat man-
My favorite spot for a little belly fat, actually exists right here:
” I don’t care if your tummy IS a little round, I love you and want you to come out and play with me”
If those ad people want to strike a chord with a burgeoning market, they’d re-address their focus to the world of bloggers and painters who sit most of the day and re word the come-on to read:
” Follow this easy tip for a tiny butt “
Bet they’re reading this now………..